Most of you know by now that with Piper – you never know what she’s going to say. She’s 4 years old going on 16. Oh, and complete girly girl. Geez … we are in for it.

Well, last night she made the official transition to “tweenager”. We were in Michaels and she saw a Hannah Montana poster. Piper said, “Mom, I want to get a Hannah Montana movie. I need to know what this is all about.”

The fact that she “needs” to know what “this” is all about screams foul to me. I’ve never seen a single episode of the show, but I’ve caught my fair share of commercials. The thing that scares me is that I know she’ll love it. This, my child that has 4 plastic microphones and cried at the Italian Festival when we wouldn’t let her get on the stage and sing. And, I would bet money that if you looked in her purse right now (yes, she carries a purse), you would find (1) lip gloss, (2) a microphone, and (3) a toy dog of some sort – because you know all glam celebrities carry dogs in their purses.

Maybe we’ll start with “young” Hannah Montana … prior to the Hannah Montana that now dates 21 year-old boys.

Better yet, I wonder if I could persuade her to start with Mary Kate and Ashley. Remember how cute they were. There’s a thought … let’s try that.

If you want to get rid of any old DVDs – send them my way!!!!